
‘Oh, Fred can carry it. Make him do what he can for the dear old ‘ome.’
‘Mike use of’im,’ said Fred, grimly humorous, as he took the chair from the dealer. His movements were graceful, yet curiously abject, slinking.
‘‘Ere’s mother’s cosy chair,’ he said. ‘Warnts a cushion.’ And he stood it down on the market stones.
‘Don’t you think it’s pretty?’ laughed Ursula.
‘Oh, I do,’ said the young woman.
‘‘Ave a sit in it, you’ll wish you’d kept it,’ said the young man.
Ursula promptly sat down in the middle of the market–place.
‘Awfully comfortable,’ she said. ‘But rather hard. You try it.’ She invited the young man to a seat. But he turned uncouthly, awkwardly aside, glancing up at her with quick bright eyes, oddly suggestive, like a quick, live rat.
‘Don’t spoil him,’ said the young woman. ‘He’s not used to arm–chairs, ‘e isn’t.
The young man turned away, and said, with averted grin:
‘Only warnts legs on ‘is.’
The four parted. The young woman thanked them.
‘Thank you for the chair—it’ll last till it gives way.’
‘Keep it for an ornyment,’ said the young man.
‘Good afternoon—Good afternoon,’ said Ursula and Birkin.
‘Goo’–luck to you,’ said the young man, glancing and avoiding Birkin’s eyes, as as he turned aside his head.
The two couples went asunder, Ursula clinging to Birkin’s arm. When they had gone some distance, she glanced back and saw the young man going beside the full, easy young woman. His trousers sank over his heels, he moved with a sort of slinking evasion, more crushed with odd self–consciousness now he had the slim old arm–chair to carry, his arm over the back, the four fine, square tapering legs swaying perilously near the granite setts of the pavement. And yet he was somewhere indomitable and separate, like a quick, vital rat. He had a queer, subterranean beauty, repulsive too.
‘How strange they are!’ said Ursula.
‘Children of men,’ he said. ‘They remind me of Jesus: “The meek shall inherit the earth.”’
‘But they aren’t the meek,’ said Ursula.
‘Yes, I don’t know why, but they are,’ he replied.
They waited for the tramcar. Ursula sat on top and looked out on the town. The dusk was just dimming the hollows of crowded houses.
‘And are they going to inherit the earth?’ she said.
‘Yes—they.’
‘Then what are we going to do?’ she asked. ‘We’re not like them—are we? We’re not the meek?’
‘No. We’ve got to live in the chinks they leave us.’
‘How horrible!’ cried Ursula. ‘I don’t want to live in chinks.’
‘Don’t worry,’ he said. ‘They are the children of men, they like market–places and street–corners best. That leaves plenty of chinks.’
“You would lose your money,” Holmes remarked calmly. “As for the article, I wrote it myself.”
“You!”
“Yes; I have a turn both for observation and for deduction. The theories which I have expressed there, and which appear to you to be so chimerical, are really extremely practical — so practical that I depend upon them for my bread and cheese.”
“And how?” I asked involuntarily.
“Well, I have a trade of my own. I suppose I am the only one in the world. I’m a consulting detective, if you can understand what that is. Here in London we have lots of government detectives and lots of private ones. When these fellows are at fault, they come to me, and I manage to put them on the right scent. They lay all the evidence before me, and I am generally able, by the help of my knowledge of the history of crime, to set them straight. There is a strong family resemblance about misdeeds, and if you have all the details of a thousand at your finger ends, it is odd if you can’t unravel the thousand and first. Lestrade is a well-known detective. He got himself into a fog recently over a forgery case, and that was what brought him here.”
“And these other people?”
“They are mostly sent on by private inquiry agencies. They are all people who are in trouble about something and want a little enlightening. I listen to their story, they listen to my comments, and then I pocket my fee.”
“But do you mean to say,” I said, “that without leaving your room you can unravel some knot which other men can make nothing of, although they have seen every detail for themselves?”
“Quite so. I have a kind of intuition that way. Now and again a case turns up which is a little more complex. Then I have to bustle about and see things with my own eyes. You see I have a lot of special knowledge which I apply to the problem, and which facilitates matters wonderfully. Those rules of deduction laid down in that article which aroused your scorn are invaluable to me in practical work. Observation with me is second nature. You appeared to be surprised when I told you, on our first meeting, that you had come from Afghanistan.”
“You were told, no doubt.”
“Nothing of the sort. I knew you came from Afghanistan. From long habit the train of thoughts ran so swiftly through my mind that I arrived at the conclusion without being conscious of intermediate steps. There were such steps, however. The train of reasoning ran, ‘Here is a gentleman of a medical type, but with the air of a military man. Clearly an army doctor, then. He has just come from the tropics, for his face is dark, and that is not the natural tint of his skin, for his wrists are fair. He has undergone hardship and sickness, as his haggard face says clearly. His left arm has been injured. He holds it in a stiff and unnatural manner. Where in the tropics could an English army doctor have seen much hardship and got his arm wounded? Clearly in Afghanistan.’ The whole train of thought did not occupy a second. I then remarked that you came from Afghanistan, and you were astonished.”